Super Awesome Airsoft Tournament Party Orgy Fun!

Meek and fragile people of blogster, your king brings you great news of an epic battle on the 24th of May! There will be many players over several battlefields fighting for honor and glory over a period of six hours or more. The strong will dominate the weak, the agile will outmanuever the lethargic, and the intelligent will outsmart the dumbasses. Blood will be spilt, tears will be shed, delicious cake will be eaten, and then more tears!

Have I ensnared your piss-poor attention span with my emaculate charm? Good. The battle that I'm talking about is going to be the biggest day of airsoft that I've played in my life, and I've played since 2003. My friend (the black guy in the "airsoft owns my life" pics) is having his birthday party on the 24th and we are getting as many people as we can to come. It will start around 10:00 a.m. and end whenever the hell we feel like it. We'll be playing in some hilly farmland that has a spattering of really great woods. The terrain there is some of the funnest I've ever played. We also plan to have a 2v2 tournament in the farmland with at least six teams, but much more is expected. I expect that my team, which consists of me and my brother, will win a spot in the top three if not the top two.

Don't believe me? Well I welcome the challenge. I live at mount Olympus on Zues's throne. Well, not exactly Zues's throne, Zues is my throne. I sit on his head. Yeah, I'm that good. Anyway, I'll be waiting for you there anonymous dissenting blogger, I'll be waiting.

So apparently this big airsoft orgy is going to be so big that we will most likely run out of ammo long before the day is up. I'm hoping that the invites bring some of their own ammo or I might just have to eat somebody. We plan to move to another location which is mainly woodland after playing in the farmland for a good bit. If the tourney is held in the woodland then I got this in the bag. IN THE BAG SON!I've played at those particular woods for several years and I know that terrain very well.

So this marks the end of my epic tale. I will update you on the news of the battle after the 24th, unless I don't, in which case I'll probably update later. I was thinking about taking some pictures of the battle for you guys but then I remembered that I don't care about you. Plus it will most likely be a very scattered fight with alot of large scale tactical manuevers. Now, bow down and worship me! WORSHIP!